Herman, always busy trying to make it big, decided to hire an assistant for his next project. Doing interviews are difficult when you are a brain cell and nearly everything in the known universe is bigger than you are, even though you’re equipped with a new bionic body. So Herman…

In a world where every thing you can think of has some sort of activist group behind it, I, Herman BrainCell, have decided to take up the cause of tacos. For years, tacos have had to play catch up to the all important cheeseburger, and though I do love a…

Herman, determined to run for the President of the United States, found brain cells to replace himself as well as Sherman in their host’s brain. The two of them took up residency in their former host’s apartment just inside the PlayStation 3. Herman loves games, so he wanted to be…

Sherman: Herman, I think our host is getting cranky. You keep waking her up at 2:00 a.m. Herman: This is important. I can’t make a blog post without her hands. And you told me that I couldn’t leave her brain anymore to type it myself. So this is my only…

Herman: Sherman!!!!! Sherman: Now what? H: How do you spell toga? S: T-o-… why? H: I’m adding to my list of things we need when I become President. S: Is this to go along with your purple contact-papered, jet-powered combine? H: No silly. That’s mine. This list is what the…